That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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