she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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