i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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