I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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