Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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