ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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