oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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