this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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