I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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