Have you finally orgasmed yet?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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