pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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