So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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