We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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