I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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