ugly people sure do ruin things
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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