going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
