What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
