butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Who died my cat blue again?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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