Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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