office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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