im gay
i know
yea but for you.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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