My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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