You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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