Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think a kid would responsible me up
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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