New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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