I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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