he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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