Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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