We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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