used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I wish i was in the wii world.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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