for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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