we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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