i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i think i just lost a toe
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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