11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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