Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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