Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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