just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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