They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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