Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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