So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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