i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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