It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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