your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
