Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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