You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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