i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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