super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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