Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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