You can't special order awesome
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Boobs speak an international language.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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