btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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