you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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