"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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