Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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